sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
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Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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