I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Randomize
