so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
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He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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