We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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