He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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