I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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