Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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