I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
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Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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