? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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