Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Randomize
