Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
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