Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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