shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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