so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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