Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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