Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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