My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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