It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
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we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
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He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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