people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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