If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
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Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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