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Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
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What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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