Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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