I wanna passion pit in your ass
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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