You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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