Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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