I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
You ate ashes out of my bong
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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