i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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