Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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