She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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