i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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