Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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