why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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