HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
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Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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