Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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