Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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