I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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