Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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