She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
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I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
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