Im at strip club and am horny
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
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New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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