Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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