Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
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i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
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I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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