therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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