3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
40s are totally the cure
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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