fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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