he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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