I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
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Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
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I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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