I smell stomach acid.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
only if we run a train.
done.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
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Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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