I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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