I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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