i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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