that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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