I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
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You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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