Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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